The Two Wise Men......and a women.

posted by Alfonzo @ 8:02 AM 3 comments

Hives

less than a week to go!!!! its gunba be class i cant wait to see them. i was talking to someone who has seen them before and they said they were mental and very good. only disadvantage is its on a tuesday so i will be shattered at school the next day.
This weekend should also be good because im going to a party.

posted by Katie @ 4:18 PM 0 comments

Civilisation

Well hello there gimps.

I've just spent the last week in some shithole in the middle of no-where (Scotland) and it was utter shite. It took 2 bloody days to get there! Anyway, just thought id let you all know that im back so you can shower me with gifts and money. Im working on another new template for my blog as the current one doesnt work properly with different screen res.[s] and browsers (which is shite to be honest)

Bye for now.

posted by Alfonzo @ 1:17 PM 0 comments

Geography

Well its now half midnight and i have been working non stop on a fucking bit of geo since i got up today and compleataly wasted a sunday. well i dunno what else i wud have done but it is still wasted. i now have the trouble of not even being slighlty tired as i have intoxicated myself with caffine tablets as i was falling aswell at lunchtime because i have the atention span on a goldfish and i was tired. trust me to leave a full blown peace of A level corsework till the day befor it has to be handed in, well i lie it was in for friday but i hadnt even started it bcs i am lazy but he doesnt know that, as far as he knows i was revising. but still.
Did more work on my car this weekend which is good because it can now turn as we have choped half the car away so the wheel dont hit the car when it turns so now i can go round roundabouts :) also painted some shite and got on to some magasines and companies they seem interested :D

posted by God @ 4:23 PM 2 comments

bedtime, not so usual

This morning i woke up in a different bed from the one i went to sleep in!!!!! it was so strange waking up and not seeing the sofa that is normally infront of me, see my blog www.katieptatie.blogspot.com

posted by Katie @ 11:38 AM 0 comments

Car

Well as many of u will know im makin a fuck of "Maxxed" Car that was once a pug 206. have decided to put a load of pics on this and all the latest cool little things when i work out how to or get told... just so u can all enjoy all the little nitty gritty bits that will bore the shit out of you. some of it will make u laugh bcs at the moment it looks like something out of the whacky races. I need a shag....

posted by God @ 11:22 AM 1 comments

Lesson 2: Drugs

Drugs

Pork. Pork is a funny word, isn't it. What isn't funny is ending up like some smelly werid little smack-rat with track marks all over your arm because you didnt know how powerful a heroin addiction was. Thats right, so this part of my guide to life is designed to let you know the in's and out's of drugs.
Weed is fun, everyone does it, even people who dont admit to doing it, they do it too. If you do smoke weed, dont boast about it. Walking around making funny groaning noises like your having your dick sucked, and mumbling "dude! im so fucking stoned!", well, thats for silly little 14 year olds. If you can roll a joint, then roll it, dont let your mate roll one just because he asks you nicley, he'll probably just end up dropping all of your herb on his trainers. Also, when you reach the age of 30, you are not allowed to purchase shitty little £10 deals anymore, you have to buy it in a £40 deal at least.
If you are a coke dealer, do not rip people off. If one of your clients starts to look like the living dead, and is calling you up every 2 hours, just tell him your going on holliday or something. If he Od's, then all his friends (who are probably more of your clients) will fucking hate you forever. Also, dont be afraid to give a dedicated customer a free bag of blow now and again. Dont be some tight ass twat who thinks he's king just because he's a dealer. If you piss off your customers, be prepared for them to leave you and start getting their shit off the 984 other people who deal in your area. Dont touch heroin if you are over the age of 40, or you will look like a bum and have eye sockects like holes on a golf course.

i cant be arsed to write anymore, goodnight.

posted by Alfonzo @ 10:10 AM 1 comments